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recorded in 12 days in a basement, rap music!

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released May 13, 2015

None of us are named Johnny, I'll tell you that much.

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Johnny the Failed Abortion and the Broken Condoms Scituate, Rhode Island

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Track Name: All Aboard The Mundane Train
all aboard the mundane train
choo choo motherfucker

i missed my stop
shit, my stop
i need to get to work

had to clip my toenails
and then i clipped my finger nails
and then i tied my shoes
it was fine i guess
i was looking through my email
it was mostly junkmail
some one asked me how my day was
"it's been fine" I said
I wasn't lying

at the train stop someone got on and sat next to me
we said nothing
nothing
nothing


i missed my stop
shit, my stop
i need to get to work
choo choo motherfucker
Track Name: Wonderbread
uncommon app accept me to the wrong college names
I stained my brain green
it's about to entrance me
pantomime the columbine movie
rick ross is coming to take me
remake the horror movie Vacancy
Potato famine
Red colored table rims
is my life the sims?
I'll fuck my dog and eat your Vicodin
produce all the new shit you eat
mentioned all my problems to my uncle steve
relieved to hear he's not the only one in the depression seat

pretend to feel bad about africa while
chowing down on some unlimited pizza and soda
fighting off the Al'Shish-kabob
I'm just watching spongebob
you all need to chill like what the hell is that my job?

I'm the next Barry Bonds
even better James Bond
Twerkin and circle jerking and working on your tax bonds

I'm on top of the world
more like on top of your girl
more like on top of those bills
more like on top of your grill
because I'm wonder bread
(specifically with miracle whip)

Now I lie down
wanting to be higher now
praying that my medicine will make it to my dorm now
scrolling through the day-dots
labeling my brain damage
pharmacy told me
now I say pot cause i don't want to sound young
got no smoke alarms left for my right lung
give it another shot
don't even have a target
my pupil's photoshop
pic tools to enlarge it

understand that i play brain games with tablets without names
like Sarah Conner I wander through fire cause I don't feel pain
except the pain from your words cause it hurts my inner soul
and I resort to quarter pounders and fat bowls
(bong rips)

When you know you a cold ass white person

I'm on top of the world
more like on top of your girl
more like on top of those bills
more like on top of your grill
because I'm wonder bread
(specifically with miracle whip)

I was on the track but I looked up
how to be cool, got myself a skinny bullpup
fan of the chicago bulls
call me scientist breathing magic mist
my fist up your asshole I'm a ventriloquist

Don Cheadle's at the roots but I'm only finding dirt
some woman made a sneer then we started to flirt
digging deeper
find a cheaper product
chewy chewy, small like your ...purse
Track Name: For Twenny
imma go to bed like 8pm
nah, imma go to bed like 6pm
nah imma go to bed like 5pm
cause 4:20 got me higher than I've ever been

I got up at 5 to go to the gym
but y'all got up for a slimjim
I make money on Sunday and monday is shitty
Tuesday got me hanging with the bitties

Pity, I don't need you got my greenshit to spot
just burning my pot
4:20 on the dot

-chorus-

All day, man
I gotta be responsible
While you're scoring goals
I'll say my bowl is damn remarkable
Crying over some junk?
come here we got a blunt to roll
hop in my vehicle
look at the weed I stole
smoke it all until we crawl up to the next pay tolls

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mumbling and stumbling like a zombie from the dead
every time i wake up at the wrong side of the bed
because I make alarms at 4:20am
then I make alarms at 4:20pm
then I make alarms at 4:20am
then I forget my name and where I am

crying cause i lost a bet
wiping butter off my chest
showering again today cause of all the stupid shit you say

my days are in a hospital in Libya
with all my broken tibias
that's a lie
I been telling fibias
Sunday's a fun day for high guys and hay rides
Hill hopping hippies hoping happy meals include fries

been aborted 7 times my parents think I'm gay
dont agree with that decision here is what my dad would say

(Dad):
I was trained well
I fathered better than anyone
what i wouldn't sell to get it all back
my one and only son :'(

:D
imma go to bed like 8pm
nah, imma go to bed like 6pm
nah imma go to bed like 5pm
cause 4:20 got me higher than I've ever been